[ He does indeed have a TV where he watches the weekly ghostly news updates. It's probably propped up on a wooden crate. And now I have to figure out how to transition this thread smoothly back to the topic at hand. ]

I've asked about getting them to work! Me and Denmark wanted to watch Old Yeller once but they wouldn't play anything, and the theater down town is all wrecked so even if they did give us movies, it'd be a long time before it'd be up and running. But I guess we could like, project it against a wall or something. I'd make my own movies here but it's murder to get special effects and a cast and filming crew, even though I did promise Denmark I'd make a Beowulf movie...

[ pretty much done with his half of the food, and now licking his fingers/utensils/whatever the hell he was eating with. ]

Oh, yeah, speaking of Denmark, what was all that about?