starspangledhero: (GHOST. GHOST FACERS.)
✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ ([personal profile] starspangledhero) wrote in [personal profile] totallygay 2011-02-14 08:28 pm (UTC)

(Action!)

[ America's ego is so big the Hindenburg blew itself up because it felt so small in comparison. ]

Nah! I'm not a mind reader or anything! Actually, most people I go for are Americans either by birth or moving.

[ He perks up excitedly at the prospect of more people being American. YESSS EVERYONE WILL BE ONE WITH AMERICA. ]

Why, are you thinking of it?! 'Cause you should! I'm the best country there is it's so great to be American!

[ hello there, ego. welcome back.

And then.

America looks genuinely surprised.
]

You like girls too?

[ YEAH HE THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY. WHAT A DOUCHE. also Tatsumi's pimpin in that picture. ]

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