I didn't know it was soap! It looked like powder, and it smelled nice!
[ His sense are all fucked up anyway. America just... stands around, trying to get over the fact that he's been eating dish soap. Wow. What other toxic substances has he been eating?! ]
Man, you have no idea. I got through nineteenth century medicine. Two words: opium enema. Throw in mercury, lead, and opium pills, and that was pretty much how I used to treat myself. Well, that and whiskey.
[ This is all actually a true story of a civil war soldier. To no one's surprise, he died within 24 hours of the treatment. ]
(Action!)
[ His sense are all fucked up anyway. America just... stands around, trying to get over the fact that he's been eating dish soap. Wow. What other toxic substances has he been eating?! ]
Man, you have no idea. I got through nineteenth century medicine. Two words: opium enema. Throw in mercury, lead, and opium pills, and that was pretty much how I used to treat myself. Well, that and whiskey.
[ This is all actually a true story of a civil war soldier. To no one's surprise, he died within 24 hours of the treatment. ]