Noooooo! It was just a mistake! I don't wanna puke! And I wouldn't advise ya start drinking poison!

[ Despite his whining, he can't help but chuckle his usual obnoxious chuckle. His grin broadens to hear that his future is awesomer (no surprise there). ]

I'm good with whatever! But I guess medium-rare.

[ Oh god he's coming back to excitedly crowd the cooking area again. QUICK, DISTRACT HIM. ]