starspangledhero: (I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT)
✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ ([personal profile] starspangledhero) wrote in [personal profile] totallygay 2011-02-17 04:25 am (UTC)

( action )

Damn right I could! But I don't, not unless they're threatening the safety of the free world, in which case I gotta intervene because I'm the hero!

[ Or if they attack him, in which case he flips out. But that's another story for other decades. ]

Wouldn't that make it hurt even more? I mean, it's pretty sore, and it hurts when I have to clean the wound.

[ Groping is all fun and games until someone has been stabbed in the ass by a cow. ]

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