Huh. I dunno! Secret Service's job is usually to keep my boss safe, and now they hang out with me more when Kissinger's being a bastard. They buy me ice cream when my new boss doesn't wanna hang with me.
Since my boss isn't here, I guess that'd make you my number one back up! And body guard, if you want, but that'd be kinda weird. I think it'd be more like... you being a soldier, since they're the ones that really fight for me.
[ It is at this point you should be imagining two serious-faced, well-built men in suits buying a hippie America ice cream in the park while he whines about how Nixon keeps telling him to go make friends with China. That is his life. ]
Yeah, but I dunno where the itch cream is...
[ WHAT AN ASSHOLE yes that was a bitchy comment at the cleanness of his apartment. He actually doesn't seem to realize it himself and just continues on with a smile. ]
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Since my boss isn't here, I guess that'd make you my number one back up! And body guard, if you want, but that'd be kinda weird. I think it'd be more like... you being a soldier, since they're the ones that really fight for me.
[ It is at this point you should be imagining two serious-faced, well-built men in suits buying a hippie America ice cream in the park while he whines about how Nixon keeps telling him to go make friends with China. That is his life. ]
Yeah, but I dunno where the itch cream is...
[ WHAT AN ASSHOLE yes that was a bitchy comment at the cleanness of his apartment. He actually doesn't seem to realize it himself and just continues on with a smile. ]
But I sure wouldn't be against it!