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Eighteenth Death 〰 [Accidental Video?]

[The video starts out black with a light buzzing sound. Tatsumi's voice is muffled and there is a few seconds of shuffling sounds. When the light hits the camera, it's obvious Tatsumi is taking the device from his pocket. One of his bushy eyebrows rises as he glances down at it.]

So, it actually DOES shock ya if ya ignore it! Huh...

[There is a flash of lightning, followed by a roll of thunder. It's probably clear now he is stuck out in the middle of the intense storms in Dissimulo, hanging out under a tree.]

Hey, Doctor Weiss guy! Need to talk to ya when ya got a moment. Maybe I can drop by? I don't really know where ya at, though...

[He takes a look around, looking quite lost, himself. he goes to open his mouth to say more but at that very moment the screen floods with white. There is a intake of breath mixed with thunder and a couple of thuds, one being the werepire's body collapsing.]

((OOC: Tatsumi is NOT DEAD. Responses will happen after a few moments, when he regains consciousness. Action is fine if anyone is foolish enough to have seen him get struck by the lightning or go after him.))

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Sounds like you got hit by lightning. You really are unlucky matey. What were you even doing out there?

I'm still out here, ya know. Ha ha!

Oh, ya know, sight seein'.

[Being lost and without his nose working right he pretty much IS lost. He isn't sure if he should bring up his argument with England or not. His head is throbbing.]

Yeah, but now what you're doing is pretty clear, seeing as you're all... zapped.

Cute lie Puppy, but I think the lightning your brains some extra. [Just LAUGHS.]

Well it doesn't look like good weather for hunting for food... and isn't that what America's for? [A touch evil? Maybe.]

[Rests his arms behind his head casually though.] I'm not sure how to get rid of the excess electricity. I wonder if the comm could absorb it? Seeing as it shocks people... You might be able to use it to look for Japan's maps though, eh.

Ha ha, I'll just grow a new one. [Brain, that is.]

Ya, If I wanna get high while I eat! It's nice for other times,though, or when we're just chillin'.

What maps?!

[Weird pause.]

You now have me worrying that the only reason I can handle certain things is that my brain cells regenerate better than most. [Shakes his head, just going to avoid thinking on that. But seriously, all new meaning to "birdbrain."]

Does he taste good?

Japan made a map program. You didn't see it?

Ha ha, isn't it cool? We've got the advantage over everyone else!

Ya, kind of. Like.... burgers and vanilla. I guess it's an acquired taste.

Oh, ya!! I forgot about that!

Kind of.

Eh? That actually sounds pretty good though... if I was a carnivorous zoan. [Which he's not. And thank god, because Whitebeard pirate + bloodthirsty monster amped up to Lucci's level would be the scariest thing ever.]

Yeah you sound a little scrambled still.

Ya should become one! Then ya can taste Japan! He's kinda what I'd expect from him. Ha ha!

[His eyes turning red possibly at the thought f blood or maybe just because he was still jittery]

I guess I am! Good thing I'm not a bird like you. Then again, I guess ya a dude so no eggs to scramble anyway. Lucky for you!!

[Tatsumi scoots back to sit against the same tree that transferred the electric shock to him earlier. Yea, a little brain fried.]

Edited 2011-09-04 12:17 (UTC)

Oh? [Eyes narrow dangerously along with his tone.] And what does Japan taste like?

I'm fine with being a male bird. Carnivorous isn't my style.

[He'll come back to the tree in a bit.]

Ha ha, wouldn't you like to know?

[Tatsumi fears nearly nothing.]

Can't help what ya are, I guess.

[Yes, don't let the nest get cold]

Yes. And make sure you don't find out again... except for extreme circumstances. [Marco really shouldn't be making such kinds of allowances gosh.]

Beyond that, I like it. Would you change being a werepire?

Ha ha! No promises, birdy~!

[Not when Tatsumi is having as much fun with the threats as he is.

There is a pause.]

Nah. This is what's best for me. I'm rare enough as it is.

No promises I won't tell America then~

Being rare is fun though, eh. In its own way.

Ha ha! ya think he doesn't already know?

[You're talking to a guy who got "Good puppy" pets and even sex for hurting Japan. Tatsumi isn't worried at all.]

Ya!

[He repeats himself, sounding a bit more distant.]

Ya...

[Even for the biting? Damn. Marco thought America would get jealous again.]

Ah Tatsumi, you still there? That tree got struck by lightning didn't it?

[Details. Details. Details. Biting Japan can be classified as revenge for America, can't it?

Blinking, he comes out of his daze.]

Huh?

[Tatsumi looks up at the branches above]

Ha! So, that's where the smoky-fire smell was coming from!!

[The tree is still on fire, but the storm seems to have eaten most of the flames by now.]

[Stares at with a giant line-face. Not that Marco is ever going to be one to tell people to get away from flames. His own fire happens to like them after all, but seriously Tatsumi, what even?]

Well... at least you know how it happened?

[Small brain damage or too much time around America? Really, he is just playing up being a derp.]

I guess! Ha ha!

Wonder why I'm not burned...

[He was, slightly]

[So all of the above.]

You should see your ears mate.

[Pretty much.

He reaches up for them and then pulls his hand away, examining the blood]

Ya, that explains a lot.

How long do ya think I've got until the tree becomes a problem? Don't think I can stand up just yet, but maybe soon.

Hm... [Tilts his head looking at the tree and using his pyro knowledge to assess the damage and spread.]

15 minutes? Maybe 20 if you get a lot of rain but not wind.

That should be plenty of time, unless lightning is some sort of weakness I never knew of before. Ha ha!

[Which, it isn't. Thank goodness for him.]

Not that fire can really kill me.

[Unless it's an explosion and at really close proximity, apparently.]

I hope Alfred hasn't come out after me.

Why? Wouldn't you want his help?

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