totallygay: (Not amused)
Tatsumi ([personal profile] totallygay) wrote2011-01-28 07:07 pm

Fifth Deceit 〰 Part 2 〰 [Video]

[The screen clicks on. Tatsumi isn't smiling. Why should he be? He just woke up at the hospital in complete confusion without his awesome sunglasses. At least his face isn't messed up now. Thankfully, he isn't a moron and has taken a moment to look through some transmissions, figuring out what happened.]

That was possibly the most lame way to go. All I have to say for now is that 'It had better been an accident.'

Docs, I don't need to fill out any kind of forms or anything to leave, ya?

Tch I hate hospitals.

I guess I'm fine now. No need to freak out, or anything.

[Locked to Toku 30%]
Toku, I'll be coming home real soon, if the docs don't hold me up.

[Locked to America 30%]
America, tell me you and your kid ate something while I was out of commission.

[And not been a dumbass and freak out and forget to eat or something]
starspangledhero: ([Leonardo DiCaprio] It's party time.)

( YAAAAA ACTION! ) The answer to the universe is no longer 42. It's Leonardo DiCaprio.

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-30 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ I would say "I'd watch Being Leonardo DiCaprio!" but that would be a lie. That is not a movie. It's reality.

That reply has the emotional impact of the moment in Titanic when Jack is holding Rose at the front of the ship while that music plays, and the romance in the air is palpable to the audience, who is screaming "KISS HER KISS HER" and then it fucking happens and every single heart of the viewers are just filled to the brim with good feelings.

Your picture idea is now game canon, if only in narrative.

The wiggle-hug is eagerly returned. In fact, you know what? Fuck it.

where doing it man

where MAKING THIS HAPEN


And by that I mean America will turn his face away from Tatsumi's neck. His gaze is intense. It is the gaze of Rose realizing that she doesn't need to kill herself because she's engaged to a shithead because she has fallen in love with the poor American artist. This is the moment where music would play. For all intensive purposes, it is playing, though America doesn't consciously acknowledge it.

This is the most romantic moment Discedo has ever experienced. Ever.
]

Did my heart love 'til now? Forswear its sight. For I never saw true beauty 'til this night.

[ Shakespeare stole that quote from DiCaprio. It all amounts to this moment in which America leans up to kiss Tatsumi with so much passion that it would put Romeo and Juliet to shame.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THIS TAG WAS BUT HERE NOW I HAVE AN ICON OF AMERICA AS LEONARDO DICAPRIO.
]
Edited 2011-01-30 10:00 (UTC)
starspangledhero: ([Leonardo DiCaprio] MY HEART WILL GO ON)

( YAAAAA ACTION! ) NEARRRR FARRR WHEREVER YOU ARRREEEEE

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-31 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Words cannot describe my love for you right now. I may have to build a DiCaprio shrine in your honor.

America's already forgotten about being depressed. It helps that he's naturally quick to move past his issues, but more so than that, he is now Leonardo DiCaprio making out with Kate Winslet. This is exactly how it should be.

Now that I've given myself a pep talk, I must not fail. YEAHH LET'S DO THIS THING. And by this thing, I mean America will deepen this kiss like Leonardo DiCaprio deepens his layers of deceit in order to commit fraud in Catch Me If You Can. Oh yes. Check fraud is clearly the making out equivalent to stroking Tatsumi's tongue with his own. This makes perfect sense. America will make this touching moment slightly less touching and a little more intense by slipping his hand underneath Tatsumi's shirt. Hopefully he's not wearing the jumpsuit, otherwise this is going to be a tough one.

What a ho.

I would take a moment to lament how much action America is getting recently, but that is the only thing that has made sense in this entire thread. And I don't care. Because what's happening right now is glorious.
]
starspangledhero: ([Leonardo DiCaprio] It's party time.)

( YAAAAA ACTION! ) only as long as he promises to not go insane like all the other DiCaprio wives

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-31 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ I have no other kissing icons other than that one so it's just going to keep going with the various Titanic pictures. Anyway.

America tips his head back as Tatsumi kisses his way along his jaw line, chuckling a bit breathlessly.
]

Feelin' better already! I'm-

[ Whatever sentence he was trying to construct was cut off by a sharp inhale once Tatsumi starts teasing his waist line. He shivers and leans towards the touch. That's a sensitive area okay (and it's not because he's over weight because he's not it's all muscle SHUT UP). He doesn't try to push it away though. Let's be honest, he's stuck in a 19 year old body in the 1960s. He's not exactly uptight.

While his hand continues to glide over Tatsumi's chest, he ducks his head down to kiss at the vamp's neck. The irony is mostly lost on him. The other hand slowly slips up along the inside of his thigh. I can't believe I'm writing this ohmygosh.
]

Definitely happier.

[ The irony is still lost on him (just as irony would be lost on Leonardo DiCaprio's retarded character in What's Eating Gilbert Grape) even as he gets more aggressive his kissing, biting and sucking at Tatsumi's neck.

WEREWOLVES MAKING VAMPIRES GETTING HICKEYS. I don't know. Yours are the superior make out tags.
]
starspangledhero: (Would you believe me if I said yes?)

( YAAAAA ACTION! ) then America can't promise that he won't shoot you/let you jump out a window

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-31 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
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And then they do it in the cargo bay.

YES THAT IS MY TRANSITION COMMENT. BEHOLD ITS WONDER. JAMES CAMERON DOESN'T HAVE SHIT ON ME.
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