Fifth Deceit 〰 Part 2 〰 [Video]

[totallygay]

[The screen clicks on. Tatsumi isn't smiling. Why should he be? He just woke up at the hospital in complete confusion without his awesome sunglasses. At least his face isn't messed up now. Thankfully, he isn't a moron and has taken a moment to look through some transmissions, figuring out what happened.]

That was possibly the most lame way to go. All I have to say for now is that 'It had better been an accident.'

Docs, I don't need to fill out any kind of forms or anything to leave, ya?

Tch I hate hospitals.

I guess I'm fine now. No need to freak out, or anything.

[Locked to Toku 30%]
Toku, I'll be coming home real soon, if the docs don't hold me up.

[Locked to America 30%]
America, tell me you and your kid ate something while I was out of commission.

[And not been a dumbass and freak out and forget to eat or something]

Comments

[totallygay]

Toku-kun...

Ya. I'm alive... again.

Stupid rock...

How're you? Ya holding up? Nothing strange happened while I was... dead... did it?

[orz-mypaycheck.livejournal.com]

W-welcome back!

No, nothing strange happened... b-but be careful next time, okay?

[totallygay]

Thanks.

Ya! I don't think I'll be trying any new short-cuts any time soon.

It's just strange.... so I wanted to make sure nothing fell on you too.

[orz-mypaycheck.livejournal.com]

Shortcuts? Is that what happened?

N-no... me and the hamsters are safe. I've been staying inside a lot.

[totallygay]

Ya! I was going to pick up some food for America and decided to try a back way to avoid some monsters and ended up dead.

Never going near that place again!

Good! Make sure Meatloaf and Burger are away from any cracks in the ceiling.

[He will never get their names right. EVER]

[orz-mypaycheck.livejournal.com]

W-what? Why didn't you just take him to the bar? Be careful next time, okay?

[Don't worry hiiiim. ;A;]

They're Pork and Steak! But I'll make sure. They usually stay in their cage though... I'll keep it close to the kotatsu.

[totallygay]

Because he was upset about being in the dark place and all and I wasn't going to drag him away from his kid.

Oh, ya. That's right.

Good idea. Just make sure you don't die either. I'm not sure how to take care of them. What do they even eat?

[orz-mypaycheck.livejournal.com]

Oh... he has a kid? Wow... W-well if he ever needs any help, I'll volunteer! I'm usually around during the day.

I'm taking care of them! [Beeeam~ Toku is awesome at this hamster thing.] They usually just eat lettuce, carrots, corn, peas, bananas, apples... sometimes wheat bread in milk... but you have to make sure there aren't any seeds in them! They can choke in them. I fill their cage twice a day, extra if I'll be gone for a while.

[totallygay]

Ya! Adopted daughter, but she is a teen and all.

[Oh god you are too cute You might as well be a hamster too, Toku]

Toku-kun takes really good care of his pets. You're not planning to mate them or anything, are you?

[orz-mypaycheck.livejournal.com]

Oh wow... teenagers are still tricky, or so I've heard. Mom used to tell me it was a pain raising me in high school. But I think I got better!

[He practically is one. He eats like them. And he also laughs.]

They're both boy hamsters! It would be really hard if they had lots of little hamsters running together, so I decided to get the same gender.

[totallygay]

I dunno. I haven't met her yet but I hope to. I wonder if she's ok with me and all.

Ooooh. I really couldn't tell but that makes sense. I bet it's hard to find them fresh veggies and stuff... wouldn't want too many or they might starve or something.

[orz-mypaycheck.livejournal.com]

I hope so! I don't see why she wouldn't be, you're really nice!

It's not too hard. They eat stale ones too. As long as it's not old and rotting, then we can eat it. I mean, them. Well... I can too. But I'd rather eat other things.

[totallygay]

Ha ha!

[Okay, that was cute and he can't hold back a laugh or three]

Better watch out, Toku-kun. You might end up turning a hamster!