Maybe because it's because it's past the half-way mark, so things change?
Oooh! So, no wonder you were asking about Russia and stuff. Ha ha! That all came to an end like, uh... seven years ago? You're totally cool in the future!
[Damn this explains so much but he doesn't mind. he is trying to think of all the shit that's happened since then that he knows of... most of it isn't good news or has little to do with America, he thought. He tends to only hear about the bad stuff, except you know, Hollywood and fashion and things like that. He has been rather busy moving around Japan with vampires, trying to avoid shit, so what he knows might not be interesting enough for America] Stuff starts changing really quickly...
Ya! I mean, this one is about the Titanic boat and it's a romance story and literally everyone talks about it. Even in Japan! I bet it'll be the biggest movie ever! [Well, int he top 10, at least]
(Action!)
Oooh! So, no wonder you were asking about Russia and stuff. Ha ha! That all came to an end like, uh... seven years ago? You're totally cool in the future!
[Damn this explains so much but he doesn't mind. he is trying to think of all the shit that's happened since then that he knows of... most of it isn't good news or has little to do with America, he thought. He tends to only hear about the bad stuff, except you know, Hollywood and fashion and things like that. He has been rather busy moving around Japan with vampires, trying to avoid shit, so what he knows might not be interesting enough for America] Stuff starts changing really quickly...
Ya! I mean, this one is about the Titanic boat and it's a romance story and literally everyone talks about it. Even in Japan! I bet it'll be the biggest movie ever! [Well, int he top 10, at least]