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Sixth Skull 〰 [Audio]

[Locked away from Denmark 30%]

I wouldn't believe everything some loud idiot shouts about over the network, if I were you all.

If anyone else has something against me, I'd appreciate if you come to me first, rather then spewing accusations.

[Tatsumi huffs before clicking off the device]

((ooc: Still on Hiatus. Responses will be slow/erratic.))

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[After blinking Tatsumi breaks out in laughter, Taking both bottles. He sets the chili pepper down before pointing to the dish soap.]

'Daidokoro-yō sekken.' It means Kitchen Soap. [Tatsumi points to a couple symbols in particular on the label] These symbols here are 'Sekken' which means 'soap.'

[He carries it over to the sink to show America by washing his hands. He is so amused that grin isn't going away for a while.]

See? Soap.

[If Tatsumi REALLY cared about America, he'd label everything in English but that'd ruin all the fun, so why bother?]

[ In response to the Japanese: ]

What.

[ In response to the demonstration: ]

What.

[ Staring at Tatsumi. ]

...What.

[ He just looks so... befuddled. What are foreign languages. ]

What?! I ate dish soap?! I ate dish soap! Oh man, this must be why I kept puking last month!

[he blinks at the reaction(s)]

You.... actually ate it?

[He laughs a bit more before drying his hands off and going back to the burger patties and trying to add chili powder to them]

You really are indestructible, Alfred-kun. Ha ha ha!

[Things are never dull with America!]

I didn't know it was soap! It looked like powder, and it smelled nice!

[ His sense are all fucked up anyway. America just... stands around, trying to get over the fact that he's been eating dish soap. Wow. What other toxic substances has he been eating?! ]

Man, you have no idea. I got through nineteenth century medicine. Two words: opium enema. Throw in mercury, lead, and opium pills, and that was pretty much how I used to treat myself. Well, that and whiskey.

[ This is all actually a true story of a civil war soldier. To no one's surprise, he died within 24 hours of the treatment. ]

It smells like... soap.

[Another laugh, before he shakes his head, the sizzle of the burgers cooking cut him off but he hears America still.]

But those would...

...

Wow. No wonder a little soap in your food didn't do much to ya! Ha ha!

It smells like good...

Believe it or not, eighteenth was even worse. Nowadays, ritualistic cutting is considered a bad thing and vaccinations are good. Pretty much the exact opposite.

Huh. I'll have to remember you enjoy the taste of soap or something.

You know, I hadn't tried drinking poison or anything since I turned, but I know I can't get sick. I don't think I'd want to try but, wow.

Ya, things of the future are pretty much the same. Vaccines and medicine are really good and stuff. So is hand sanitizers...

[BACK TO COOKING THE BURGERS, actually he stops]

Oh! How do ya like your burgers? Well-done? Rare? What?

[And don't say soapy.]

Noooooo! It was just a mistake! I don't wanna puke! And I wouldn't advise ya start drinking poison!

[ Despite his whining, he can't help but chuckle his usual obnoxious chuckle. His grin broadens to hear that his future is awesomer (no surprise there). ]

I'm good with whatever! But I guess medium-rare.

[ Oh god he's coming back to excitedly crowd the cooking area again. QUICK, DISTRACT HIM. ]

I'm not going to!! That'd be sick!

[And that's enough about poison for now!!! It's food time.]

Cool! I'll make both of ours that way then.

[He tries to stand the lack of space but it's just... annoying.]

Can ya get the ketchup and stuff? These should be done soon.

[At which point he goes to start the veggie since that takes less time to cook.]

Oh, you know what would be nice? Pickles. You don't have those, do ya?

Edited 2011-02-17 09:13 (UTC)

I don't have ketchup, but I've got soy sauce!

[ Because that is the SAME EXACT THING. And yes he's going to end up putting it on his burger anyway. Now rooting around in the fridge HOORAY THERE'S ACTUALLY ELECTRICITY FOR THE FRIDGE TO WORK AGAIN ;w; ]

I think there's some dill in here! Crap, where'd I put those? Behind the noodles? Nope, not there...

Huh...

[Well, this will be an interesting experience.

TAKE YOUR TIME, AMERICA! it gives Tatsumi room to cook some Mashed potatoes because they're like french fries... just.... mashed and not really like fries at all. AT LEAST THEY ARE POTATOES, OK?]

What all have you put on a burger before, Alfred?

[ Mashed potatoes are Amurikan so it's all good. ]

Just about everything!

[ no, really, if it's edible, he's probably put it on a burger. ]

Any favorites, then? I'm just curious...

[And wants to keep you occupied]

Cheese and bacon and lettuce and tomato and pickles and barbecue sauce and ketchup and mustard and onions! ...But that's all hard to come by here.

I'll keep an eye out for stuff so we can have proper American burgers sometime, ya?

I'm not sure how well soy-sauce will work on the burgers... but lets give it a go!

[Tatsumi glances around at the mess of a kitchen and fails to find what he is looking for]

Where are your plates?

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