Seventh Killing Spirit 〰 [Accidental Video]

[totallygay]

[A nice clean living room is broadcasting, showing a couch and a coffee table, and the edge of a TV. Upon the Coffee table is a gathering of legos and a somewhat elaborate diorama of an ocean and lands of some sort as well as a toy horse. There are a few clothes hanging by the window to dry, despite it not being open. It's too cold for that. The bizarre thing about all of this might not be noticeable to just anyone, but those who know him or have been in his apartment may recognize the clothes hanging up belong to America.

That's right. This clean apartment is America's.

Scared yet?

Don't worry. The world hasn't ended. You've not been drugged and you're not hallucinating.

There is the sound of footsteps for a moment before Tatsumi is seen, wearing a dark apron that he is borrowing from the Northern Lights, and is holding a few folded towels. Off screen he goes again for a few moments, where a cupboard door can be heard opening and closing, before he crosses back and flops onto the couch.

SNAP!

Tatsumi falls sideways and rolls down the couch as it tilts. As soon as he can, he jumps to his feet and darts his eyes around in shock. The werepire relaxes when he realizes it was simply the poor abused couch's leg finally giving away.]

Oh.

Oops.

I guess I forgot about that...

[He sighs a bit tiredly before adjusting his apron and walking off screen again.]

Comments

[totallygay]

I wish I had some duct tape!!

Did it have any spikes on it or anything?

[windything.livejournal.com]

[totallygay]

How did you lift it?

The hammer you've offered me isn't that big, is it?

[windything.livejournal.com]

[totallygay]

It is where you're from because I don't think it works like that where I come from.

Cool. I have to ask if he even wants it fixed first. Never know... he might just want a new couch and then all the effort would be for nothing.

[windything.livejournal.com]

[totallygay]

It's not a brand new factory-fresh couch we'd be looking for... just one that had all it's legs and can hold however much he and possible one other person weighs.

...

I wonder if we can find a scale too. I'm kind-of curious how much he weighs now.

[windything.livejournal.com]

[totallygay]

Ya! That's what I mean. He's AMERICA and he's kinda heavy. Maybe it's just because he's a country but if I wasn't as fit as I am, I might have lost my legs from the times he has hat in my lap.

Wait. You think it's possible that he weights so much because he is a larger land mass then some other countries?

[Tatsumi is curious and kind-of wants to go around testing this idea]

[windything.livejournal.com]

[totallygay]

[THIS IS GONNA TOSS A WRENCH INTO HIS "helping America Get Fit" Plan.]

So, you think... even if he works out a lot... he'll never shed the pounds? He said he's tried a lot of stuff before and it's never worked.
Then again, he doesn't need to shed pounds to get stronger... He could still possibly lift a building if he worked on strength exercises. Hm...

[THINKING. He is THINKING ABOUT THIS. Meanwhile, all I can think of is this.]

[windything.livejournal.com]

[totallygay]

YA! I'm going to find out!!

By the way... what's your name? I'm Tatsumi!

[windything.livejournal.com]

[totallygay]

Ya! I will!

Cool! Nice to meet ya, John! I'll contact ya later if I'll need your hammer at all!

[windything.livejournal.com]