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Thirteenth Tragedy 〰 [Text + Pictures]

Happy Birthday, Denmark!

I drew this for ya but I couldn't drop it off. You know why. If you still want it, I can have America drop it off!

Hey! Sweden! I also drew this for you, even though we've never talked or anything.

Finland said your birthday is tomorrow and that you liked trees and lakes and building bird-houses and stuff.

[Locked 45% to Sunako]
Drew you something too but I'm running out of colors. Miss you and hope you're ok!

((OOC:I'm sure Tatsumi doesn't draw too well but I tried to not be too artistic with this. Despite my efforts THIS IS PROBABLY STILL BETTER THAN HOW HE SHOULD BE DRAWING. ;__; He is very bored...))

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Seifer?

[ He doesn't sound angry at first, just very, very confused. NOT GETTING OFF. JUST PINNING HIM DOWN WITH THE DOOR. ]

WHY ARE YOU STABBING MY BOYFRIEND?! Through a door? Who does that?!

You have five seconds to get off me.

[The man of many answers here...]

Not until you answer me!

[ JUST. SITS. ON SEIFER'S CHEST. Feel the crushing weight of capitalism, bitch. ]

Guh-!

[ONE WAY TO ANSWER THIS...... there's a sudden burst of light and for a moment there are angel wings made of light coming from America's back. When they vanish, well, I swear to god I will not make a Willy Wonka reference. Anyways America gets to be stuck a couple feet above the ground, have a nice time floating.

Seifer is just... going to shove the door off him gah...]

[Tatsumi's body is still working on completely healing itself, however, he has crawled his way around the corner, into the hallway. The blood has stopped, which is abnormal for most, but he isn't human. He keeps an ear out for what's happening around the corner, though.]

[ This may piss off any other person, but this is America. As outraged as he is about the sudden attack on his lover, he's easily distracted. Suddenly sprouting wings and floating is a good distraction.

For a moment, he just floats there, eyes wide in shock as he glances over his shoulder to look at the "wings". ]

I'm... flying!

TATSUMI LOOK I'M AN ANGEL!

I have ascended beyond nationhood. God has recognized that I am the ultimate hero with all of the hegemony and has rewarded me with wings.

Oh, I gotta try something real quick.

[ suddenly, the lights flicker. lightbulbs burst and the wind starts to clatter loose rubble and bangs any blinds against the windows.

yup. it's like this. I like to reenact scenes. judge me. ]

I AM A SOLDIER OF THE LORD. BOW DOWN UNTO ME.

[ Annndddd everything goes back to normal. Be glad that he didn't think he became a Panty & Stocking angel. ]

Yup! I'm an angel alright! Far out!

[S-staring.........................................

Okay he's picking up his sword and going over towards Tatsumi. FFFFFF you might want to move Tatsumi or he's going to stab it through your shoulder into the wall.]

[Tatsumi huffs and even laughs, though he regrets it. He's actually nearly healed. His clothes are messed up and the gash that parted his body was hardly deep anymore.

THANKS FOR SUCKING AS A GUARDIAN ANGEL, AMERICA! Tatsumi isn't stupid, nor really trusting America to save his ass, so he moves, standing to face Seifer with his full attention.]

Heh, ya have to use a blade to fight?

[ HE ALWAYS SUCKS AS A GUARDIAN ANGEL but he can at least try!! America huffs and strikes a Superman pose. This is highly effective, considering the floating. ]

BACK OFF, TURKEY! THAT'S MY GUY AND I'M HIS GUARDIAN ANGEL NOW.

TASTE MY FURIOUS JUSTICE!

[ ...except he hasn't quite mastered flight yet, so when he lunges for Seifer, he slams into him like a plane crashing into the broad side of a barn.

And because he can't land, as soon as he knocks Seifer over, America somersaults out the window. It was only halfway open.

GIVE HIM A MINUTE TO FLY BACK IN... ]

[Seifer raises his hand, but- then he gets hit by America. DOOF. Seifer. Meet floor. Again. Sob.

Oh screw this a gold clock appears above him and speeds up. Yeah kind of cheating on his part, but who the hell cares. Sob he's not giving this an honorable fight forget that.]

[When America hits Seifer, tatsumi breaks for the bedroom. What the hell is going on here

It's awesome! Tatsumi feels alive again. All that waiting around the house felt like he was in a coma but now he is being chased and attacked and HE DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY OR CARE!! Though, failtard angel America is amusing too.

Tatsumi does something a little bit differently, and pulls out a pistol from America's Gun gallery... or, well, the heap of guns in the closet and shuts it, hoping to return back to fight Seifer, maybe doing a barrel roll to dodge any quick swipes at him. As soon as he can see Alfred again, he tosses the pistol at the winged idiot, possibly knocking him in the face.]

CATCH!

[At which point, he just completely opened himself up for an attack.]

[ Unfortunately, that is the exact moment Angelmerica decides to pop his head in through the window. ]

I'M BACK!

[ And then he's promptly smacked in the face with a gun and falls back out the window.

BEST.

TEAM.

EVER. ]

[Standing back up Seifer just watches this exchange, stepping calmly after Tatsumi. His body has sped up, he can feel his heart racing. But for now he'll wait on what he can do with that. Instead he just raises his hand.]

Flare.

[And I am too lazy to describe all this crap, suffice to say there's a mini-nova explosion going on in your apartment America and it looks like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeMRHeVL-rE&feature=player_detailpage#t=395s). SORRY...

sdl;akfj how the crap is this guy on the Watch I do not even...]

[FUCK YOU, SEIFER! FUCK BOTH OF YA ALL!
THIS WAS ONE OF TATSUMI'S FAVORITE OUTFITS. HE ALREADY HAD ONE BURNED AND SHREDDED BUT NOW THIS TOO?!

HOPE YOU ENJOY HALF NAKED WEREPIRES WITH WELTS AND BURNED FLESH COMING AT YOU, JABBING THEIR HAND AT YOUR STOMACH TO PEIRCE IT WITH BRUTE FORCE.

YES THIS NEEDED TO BE IN ALL CAPS. SHUT UP!! FASHION IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!]

[ CAPSLOCK IS THE BEST WAY TO GO.

FASHION IS VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS. SOON TATSUMI WILL BE LEFT WITH NOTHING BUT THE GODAWFUL HOODIE SHORTS. WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO INFLICT THAT UPON THE WORLD, SEIFER?

The supernova would be pretty cool EXCEPT THAT IT'S IN HIS APARTMENT GODDAMN IT. As soon as Tatsumi charges, America clambers back through the window. Literally, he's halfway crawling and halfway flying through it.

But now

he is an angel armed with a pistol.

YEAHHHHHH America's a fantastic shot and has a scary fast quickdraw, but he's still going to have troubles as long as Seifer is sped up. Besides, he's not really aiming to kill. More like... the arm. Or foot. Or somewhere not at all deadly but will make him STOP FUCKING DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT.

So America takes his stance, wings behind him, and screams the line that is always suited for these kinds of situations. ]

WELCOME TO AMERICA.

[ BANG. ]

[He was going to play around some more, but... with America climbing back in with a gun this is getting too messy. He really doesn't feel like bleeding today. Instead he jerks to the side, twisting. Even with Haste it's only due to training with Japan the last five months he can say he was able to move out of the way. It's the only move he can make.

As the shot rings out...

...Seifer gets totally distracted by someone coming in or something idefk ANYWAYS HE GETS SHOT IN THE ARM AND DROPS cause uh that hurts fuck it]

[This icon isn't really appropriate but it's close enough. Anyway, he had been waiting patiently for Tatsumi's reply... But seeing Seifer's conversation, hearing the noises upstairs...

Well.

He decided it was probably best to come by-- he hears that flare attack and picks up the pace, coming in just in time for that gunshot.]

What is going on in here?! [hand on his sword and quickly looking around!]

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1/hetalia lets me make things stupid

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done FOR NOW.......

sadfl;jk LMFAO OHGOD...

/adds to the keymashing jvnfdvjkadfnjfnb

1/2 this is just going to get stupider the longer I'm allowed to be here

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/s-slides in here...