Twentieth Mourning 〰 [Video + Text]

[totallygay]

[Tatsumi glares at the screen. It's obvious in his face and voice that he's not too happy.]

Anyone who has made contact with Alfred, otherwise known as America, within the last week or two need to listen up.

[If you think he looked upset a moment ago... now the werepire's eyelids lower into slits and a wrinkle forms across the bridge of his nose. If looks could kill, this one definitely would.]

You've got lice.

[The above message is repeated in text]

[Locked 50% to Sunako Kirishiki]
Not going to be back for a few days. Have to kill these things and make sure they stay dead.

[Locked 50% to America]
Look.
We need to talk. I don't mean about the lice. We can talk now or after I find us some shampoo, but we need to talk.

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voice;

[corpsedemons.livejournal.com]

[ ew............. ]

Do what you must. The last thing we need is an infestation.

voice;

[totallygay]

Last thing I wanted was an infestation.

But you know I wouldn't bring that near you.

[Something else is on his mind, though.]

Do you think you'll be okay for a couple of days?

1/???

[tranches.livejournal.com]

[ Oh my god bff has lice- ]

2/???

[tranches.livejournal.com]

[ Oh my god bff has lice! ]

3/???

[tranches.livejournal.com]

[ Oh my god bff has lice... ]

4/???

[tranches.livejournal.com]

[ ]

[tranches.livejournal.com]

[fierybluebird]

Excuse me?

[totallygay]

Alfred has lice.

[Meaning he has lice too.]

1/3?

[redcinemareel]

[DEAR FATES WHAT THE HELL?!]

[redcinemareel]

...oh, wait, she saw Alfred weeks before that.]

I lied. 1/4

[redcinemareel]

...that's disgusting. You tell him to NEVER come near me until that infestation is gone.

[redcinemareel]

[A pause.]

Also, how are you, darling~?

[Video]

[meilihua.livejournal.com]

E-eh?! [Hopefully these aren't magical lice that can somehow be transported through the network...]

[Video]

[totallygay]

[Rolling of eyes]

Is everyone deaf?

Alfred has lice.

[video; Japanese]

[bauhinia]

Man, he was in my closet. [ Crossing his arms. ]

[video; Japanese]

[totallygay]

Why was he in there?

[And now he imagines America making a "I came out of the closet" joke.]

video;

[noblemen.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose it's a good thing that between now and then I died. At least one positive consequence has come of my actions.

I am, however, completely unsurprised by this. The boy is disgusting; even more disgusting than I remember him being.

video;

[totallygay]

That is a good thing. [He's sorry he missed it, though.] Lucky for you.

It's like it gets worse every time I'm away for long periods of time. he doesn't seem to bathe unless I'm in the tub with him.

Hope you've found yourself somewhere nice to stay.

[ Locked ]

[starspangledhero]

Hey! The way you phrased it makes it sound like it's my fault everyone has lice! Not cool, man.

[ this is talking right I think this is talking ]

[ Locked ]

[totallygay]

But you didn't tell anyone you had it, so it is your fault.

[Notice the loss of accent, America? HE IS REALLY SERIOUS HERE.]

Not that it makes a difference now. I'll find us some shampoo and we're going to kill them and you're going to bathe regularly.

[He sighs. This isn't what he wants to talk about.]

We need to talk. About us. Not the lice. Us. You and me. And in private. You've got time now or should we wait until I find some shampoo?

text.

[ethericbit.livejournal.com]

text.

[totallygay]

I will





if I can't find any shampoo that'll kill these things.

[No one fucks with his hair]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallygay]

Little parasites that live on your body, mostly in hair. Look like white bugs. That make you itch like crazy.

You've not been in contact with Alfred, have you?

[Video]

[luke-triton.livejournal.com]

Lice?

Like the bugs, lice?

[Video] OMG SO SORRY FOR LATE

[totallygay]

What other lice is there?

[He looks away from the camera, still rather pissed off looking]