totallygay: (Not amused)
Tatsumi ([personal profile] totallygay) wrote2011-01-28 07:07 pm

Fifth Deceit 〰 Part 2 〰 [Video]

[The screen clicks on. Tatsumi isn't smiling. Why should he be? He just woke up at the hospital in complete confusion without his awesome sunglasses. At least his face isn't messed up now. Thankfully, he isn't a moron and has taken a moment to look through some transmissions, figuring out what happened.]

That was possibly the most lame way to go. All I have to say for now is that 'It had better been an accident.'

Docs, I don't need to fill out any kind of forms or anything to leave, ya?

Tch I hate hospitals.

I guess I'm fine now. No need to freak out, or anything.

[Locked to Toku 30%]
Toku, I'll be coming home real soon, if the docs don't hold me up.

[Locked to America 30%]
America, tell me you and your kid ate something while I was out of commission.

[And not been a dumbass and freak out and forget to eat or something]
starspangledhero: (And what of the Time Lords?)

( voice; locked with SUCH LITTLE EFFORT )

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-29 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I...

[ his voice sounds dull. not even choked up or dramatic; he's reached a level of depression where he just can't even muster the energy for theatrics. which is a shame because damn does he love theatrics. ]

Yeah. I ate.

[ he just stopped after Tatsumi died. ]
starspangledhero: (This is an appalling racket.)

( voice; locked with OKAY MORE EFFORT WITH THIS ONE SINCE HE'S GETTING PERSONAL )

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-29 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Don't need to apologize. It's not your...

She's faring. Kinda. I'm not.

[ surprisingly few words out of him. HMMM. ]
starspangledhero: (Why should I pretend to be happy?)

( voice; locked with ALL THE EFFORT. ALL OF IT. )

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-29 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Marshall 202.

...I wanna see ya.

[ wow he sounds pathetic even to himself. DAMN IT. America's a little angry at himself for that but WOW this is officially the second worst week he's ever had in Discedo.

second worst is still really bad okay.
]
starspangledhero: (Carry On My Wayward Son)

( YAAAAA ACTION! )

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-29 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ so I suck at serious tags but let's give this a go anyway. GO FIGHT WIN.

Who knows where Namine is, but America answers the door alone. His eyes are red rimmed and he looks terrible. Not exactly in the traditional sense–he's clean and in physically good shape–but he looks like he got hit by an emotional train. Like the train from Inception came out of nowhere and ran his happy mood right the fuck over. Yes, he is now suddenly as depressed and moody as Leonardo DiCaprio. Unlike Leo, he survived the Titanic.

America, snapping out of his convoluted comparison to the strutting dream man himself, lurches forward and soundless hugs Tatsumi. Hopefully whatever food Tatsumi may have been holding is not splattered between them now.
]
starspangledhero: (I dream. I dream I'm floating on the)

( YAAAAA ACTION! )

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-29 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ With his freakish super strength, he pulls (read: picks up and moves) Tatsumi inside, holding him close and kicking the door closed.

He's quiet for a moment and doesn't move away. When he finally does speak, his voice in the same flat tone. At least it's steady. That's somewhat like holding your dignity together.
]

Where we were, we couldn't touch anyone. Ya could hear everyone but even if you were standing right next to 'em you'd reach out and there was nothing. You didn't sleep or eat or anything and if you were alone there was only you and the dark and blood and thinking. No way to tell time, so it just went on forever.

[ He squeezes tighter... like Leonardo Dicaprio squeezed his dead children in Shutter Island. Everything comes back to Leo. Everything.

Anyway, he could elaborate on just why the situation pushed him to this, but it's not too hard to guess. Well, some of it isn't, since only two people know about the serial killer incident. Right now he's happy to be back in reality.
]
starspangledhero: (I see their pain. On some level)

( YAAAAA ACTION! ) it's so pretty ahhhh ;w;

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-29 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Alright, relaxing the death grip. He's forcing himself to relax, letting out a shaky sigh. ]

It's too much at once. Too much at once happens a lot with me, and I always move on. Never get better, but I keep calm and carry on. ...Wait, that's England's thing. Still.

[ The good thing about this moment is that Tatsumi isn't another country or one of citizens. Even better, he's close to America. Alfred. And he's not human but not a country. The embarrassment for showing any sort of weakness isn't nearly as bad as it was when Denmark caught him cradling England's decapitated head. He wasn't bawling then and he certainly isn't bawling now, but anything other than his usual smiles, usual coping, is uncomfortable to him. He hates being weak, even if it's just emotionally.

(...just like how Leonardo DiCaprio hides the emotional pain of his life behind his own self delusions and facade of a perfect 1950s life in Revolutionary Road.) Tatsumi better not get a fucking abortion and leave America alone with the kids.

Goddamn it Kate Winslet.
]

Wanna sit down?
starspangledhero: (Humans need fantasy to be human)

( YAAAAA ACTION! ) it is my goal to make this thread about Leonardo DiCaprio.

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-29 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[ Couch is good. It's almost remarkable how far Tatsumi is willing to go to keep up his charade of actually caring for America. He must have the patience of a god.

America leans into the touch. Slumps. He feels too old and too young all at once. Probably looks it too. So much that he's seen and experienced, yet too young to know how to deal with it properly. Again, emotionally. He keeps his feet moving forward through the wars and disasters and discontent and the oh-so-many mistakes he's made, doesn't look back until he has to. America can always keep going; he's strong, solid, the world super power and hero of the world.

Alfred is humanity, and humans are fragile. He's stuck forever to be a young man at war with the weight of the world on his shoulders. With great power comes great responsibility, a quote he lives by.

"With great power comes great responsibility"
    ~Leonardo DiCaprio


"But wait!" you say. "That's a quote from Spiderman!" What few people realize that Leonardo DiCaprio is, will be, and always has been, Spiderman. He is everyone. It's inevitable.

Oh fine. America and Alfred are one in the same yet separate in his own mind in the most important of ways, like how Leonardo DiCaprio distinguishes between dreams and reality yet overlaps them in many ways in Inception. THERE. THAT ONE'S LEGIT.

Back on topic: America stiffens a bit at the mention of things falling on him.
]

When most people I care about die, they never come back. And I love them, and it hurts. But that's good, 'cause that means I'm not numb yet. At least... I think it's good. Sometimes I don't feel anything and that's scarier than being upset.

[ burying his face in Tatsumi's neck LOOK AT ME USING INCOMPLETE SENTENCES. I will keep editing until I can make them complete-ish ]

Even when they're revived, I still get sad. I don't wanna be empty when people I like die.
Edited 2011-01-29 06:35 (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Why do you have to be so... human?)

( YAAAAA ACTION! ) the universe is complete

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-30 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ Tatsumi loves playing roles




like Leonardo DiCaprio loves playing roles. America may be Leo, but Leo is everyone. America is everyone. I have no idea what this means for the universe.

At the moment, America is indeed in the role of a little kid who woke up from a nightmare, a living nightmare that involved blood and memories of turning his embassy into the Marshall Murder Mansion and holy shit he has killed so many people, and the sound of Russia's neck cracking, and Prussia's unseeing dead eyes, and-

Yes. Terrible nightmare. But like nightmares, America will recover. He'll relax. In fact, he's starting to relax now, eyes half closed as his hair is stroked. It's like the period after you've woken up when your heart is still racing and your mind is in overdrive telling yourself it's okay it's okay but your body is slow to catch up to your mind. There is an Inception connection somewhere in this paragraph but I've already filled my Leonardo DiCaprio comparison quota.
]

Not anymore. You're back, and I'm back.

[ A small smile for Tatsumi. It's a start. And it's cute so whatever. ]
starspangledhero: ([Leonardo DiCaprio] It's party time.)

( YAAAAA ACTION! ) The answer to the universe is no longer 42. It's Leonardo DiCaprio.

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-30 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ I would say "I'd watch Being Leonardo DiCaprio!" but that would be a lie. That is not a movie. It's reality.

That reply has the emotional impact of the moment in Titanic when Jack is holding Rose at the front of the ship while that music plays, and the romance in the air is palpable to the audience, who is screaming "KISS HER KISS HER" and then it fucking happens and every single heart of the viewers are just filled to the brim with good feelings.

Your picture idea is now game canon, if only in narrative.

The wiggle-hug is eagerly returned. In fact, you know what? Fuck it.

where doing it man

where MAKING THIS HAPEN


And by that I mean America will turn his face away from Tatsumi's neck. His gaze is intense. It is the gaze of Rose realizing that she doesn't need to kill herself because she's engaged to a shithead because she has fallen in love with the poor American artist. This is the moment where music would play. For all intensive purposes, it is playing, though America doesn't consciously acknowledge it.

This is the most romantic moment Discedo has ever experienced. Ever.
]

Did my heart love 'til now? Forswear its sight. For I never saw true beauty 'til this night.

[ Shakespeare stole that quote from DiCaprio. It all amounts to this moment in which America leans up to kiss Tatsumi with so much passion that it would put Romeo and Juliet to shame.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK THIS TAG WAS BUT HERE NOW I HAVE AN ICON OF AMERICA AS LEONARDO DICAPRIO.
]
Edited 2011-01-30 10:00 (UTC)
starspangledhero: ([Leonardo DiCaprio] MY HEART WILL GO ON)

( YAAAAA ACTION! ) NEARRRR FARRR WHEREVER YOU ARRREEEEE

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-31 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Words cannot describe my love for you right now. I may have to build a DiCaprio shrine in your honor.

America's already forgotten about being depressed. It helps that he's naturally quick to move past his issues, but more so than that, he is now Leonardo DiCaprio making out with Kate Winslet. This is exactly how it should be.

Now that I've given myself a pep talk, I must not fail. YEAHH LET'S DO THIS THING. And by this thing, I mean America will deepen this kiss like Leonardo DiCaprio deepens his layers of deceit in order to commit fraud in Catch Me If You Can. Oh yes. Check fraud is clearly the making out equivalent to stroking Tatsumi's tongue with his own. This makes perfect sense. America will make this touching moment slightly less touching and a little more intense by slipping his hand underneath Tatsumi's shirt. Hopefully he's not wearing the jumpsuit, otherwise this is going to be a tough one.

What a ho.

I would take a moment to lament how much action America is getting recently, but that is the only thing that has made sense in this entire thread. And I don't care. Because what's happening right now is glorious.
]
starspangledhero: ([Leonardo DiCaprio] It's party time.)

( YAAAAA ACTION! ) only as long as he promises to not go insane like all the other DiCaprio wives

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-31 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ I have no other kissing icons other than that one so it's just going to keep going with the various Titanic pictures. Anyway.

America tips his head back as Tatsumi kisses his way along his jaw line, chuckling a bit breathlessly.
]

Feelin' better already! I'm-

[ Whatever sentence he was trying to construct was cut off by a sharp inhale once Tatsumi starts teasing his waist line. He shivers and leans towards the touch. That's a sensitive area okay (and it's not because he's over weight because he's not it's all muscle SHUT UP). He doesn't try to push it away though. Let's be honest, he's stuck in a 19 year old body in the 1960s. He's not exactly uptight.

While his hand continues to glide over Tatsumi's chest, he ducks his head down to kiss at the vamp's neck. The irony is mostly lost on him. The other hand slowly slips up along the inside of his thigh. I can't believe I'm writing this ohmygosh.
]

Definitely happier.

[ The irony is still lost on him (just as irony would be lost on Leonardo DiCaprio's retarded character in What's Eating Gilbert Grape) even as he gets more aggressive his kissing, biting and sucking at Tatsumi's neck.

WEREWOLVES MAKING VAMPIRES GETTING HICKEYS. I don't know. Yours are the superior make out tags.
]
starspangledhero: (Would you believe me if I said yes?)

( YAAAAA ACTION! ) then America can't promise that he won't shoot you/let you jump out a window

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2011-01-31 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
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And then they do it in the cargo bay.

YES THAT IS MY TRANSITION COMMENT. BEHOLD ITS WONDER. JAMES CAMERON DOESN'T HAVE SHIT ON ME.
]