Thirteenth Tragedy 〰 [Text + Pictures]

[totallygay]

Happy Birthday, Denmark!

I drew this for ya but I couldn't drop it off. You know why. If you still want it, I can have America drop it off!

 

Hey! Sweden! I also drew this for you, even though we've never talked or anything.

Finland said your birthday is tomorrow and that you liked trees and lakes and building bird-houses and stuff.


[Locked 45% to Sunako]
Drew you something too but I'm running out of colors. Miss you and hope you're ok!

 

((OOC:I'm sure Tatsumi doesn't draw too well but I tried to not be too artistic with this. Despite my efforts THIS IS PROBABLY STILL BETTER THAN HOW HE SHOULD BE DRAWING. ;__; He is very bored...))

Comments

[totallygay]

But what about Sunako?! What about America?! I can't just LEAVE them!!

I know! Ya said Japan can teach me to draw, ya? I'll just have him help me make BETTER cards and then no one will ever hate me!!

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

I hate you already.

[/Shruuug]

[totallygay]

Because of my cards or... because of the other stuff?

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

Because you're annoying'n ya know it. So why're you pickin' on Sweden?

[totallygay]

[He glares then smiles]

Now ya just being rude!

[But he laughs]

I ain't. Felt sorry for him since Finland said his Birthday is so close to Denmark's. I feel sorry for anyone who has to share a birthday party with that guy.

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

You're pickin' on Denmark. 'N Finland.

[Well okay then.]

I ain't done anything to you yet though, where do I come into this?

[Cause this is a pretty serious offense ya know, he could have gone blind or something. ...Sure.]

[totallygay]

Finland was the one who said it'd be good idea to make Sweden a card!

[And back to being a derp]

What ya talkin' about?

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

About how I possibly might test your regeneration abilities myself in the future.

Next time ya wanna mess with someone? Lock it.

[totallygay]

That sounds fun, actually But I don't think Alfred would approve.

So, ya suggestin' I can't talk to anyone unless I lock my post to them specifically? Man, that's harsh but I'll try it next time!

1/3

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

[Hanging up]

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

[Walking over to Marshall]

3/3

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

[Knocking on the door...]

[totallygay]

The hell?

[Getting up and walking over to talk through the door.]

Who is it?

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

[Oh, yep, that sounds like Tatsumi. Excuse him while he stabs his sword into the door and yanks it up in one quick motion. It really does pay having a sword made from the scales of a time-space god.]

[totallygay]

[SOOOO wasn't expecting that but tries to move away but the blade catches him and cuts him partly open, through bone and all. He stumbles away and falls against the entryway wall, smearing blood against it before collapsing to the floor.]

[starspangledhero]

[ Oh fuck you guys. America leaves for like, two minutes to shave and pee, and suddenly there's a sword in his door slicing open his boyfriend.

GODDAMN IT YOU GUYS.

He doesn't manage much more than a sound of surprise. Without his gun on hand, America does the next logical thing: he tackles the door.

Yes. He just ran full blast, knocked the door off his hinges, and slammed into whoever was behind it with a battle cry that Nicolas Cage would envy. ]

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

[asdlfjk; DAMN IT AMERICA sob you are so heavy also wow don't get cut on his sword Japan might be pissed or something. Squished w;A;w]

America!

[Yeah he's totally the one who should be enraged here... sure...]

[starspangledhero]

Seifer?

[ He doesn't sound angry at first, just very, very confused. NOT GETTING OFF. JUST PINNING HIM DOWN WITH THE DOOR. ]

WHY ARE YOU STABBING MY BOYFRIEND?! Through a door? Who does that?!

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

You have five seconds to get off me.

[The man of many answers here...]

[starspangledhero]

Not until you answer me!

[ JUST. SITS. ON SEIFER'S CHEST. Feel the crushing weight of capitalism, bitch. ]

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

Guh-!

[ONE WAY TO ANSWER THIS...... there's a sudden burst of light and for a moment there are angel wings made of light coming from America's back. When they vanish, well, I swear to god I will not make a Willy Wonka reference. Anyways America gets to be stuck a couple feet above the ground, have a nice time floating.

Seifer is just... going to shove the door off him gah...]

[totallygay]

[Tatsumi's body is still working on completely healing itself, however, he has crawled his way around the corner, into the hallway. The blood has stopped, which is abnormal for most, but he isn't human. He keeps an ear out for what's happening around the corner, though.]

1/hetalia lets me make things stupid

[starspangledhero]

[ This may piss off any other person, but this is America. As outraged as he is about the sudden attack on his lover, he's easily distracted. Suddenly sprouting wings and floating is a good distraction.

For a moment, he just floats there, eyes wide in shock as he glances over his shoulder to look at the "wings". ]

[starspangledhero]

I'm... flying!

[starspangledhero]

TATSUMI LOOK I'M AN ANGEL!