Thirteenth Tragedy 〰 [Text + Pictures]

[totallygay]

Happy Birthday, Denmark!

I drew this for ya but I couldn't drop it off. You know why. If you still want it, I can have America drop it off!

 

Hey! Sweden! I also drew this for you, even though we've never talked or anything.

Finland said your birthday is tomorrow and that you liked trees and lakes and building bird-houses and stuff.


[Locked 45% to Sunako]
Drew you something too but I'm running out of colors. Miss you and hope you're ok!

 

((OOC:I'm sure Tatsumi doesn't draw too well but I tried to not be too artistic with this. Despite my efforts THIS IS PROBABLY STILL BETTER THAN HOW HE SHOULD BE DRAWING. ;__; He is very bored...))

Comments

[totallygay]

...

[Then he acts worried and a little flaily, which looks weird for a built guy his size but he must keep up his derpy act]

Are ya saying my drawings are bad enough to make people hate me more?!

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

[...Oh. Well. You set yourself up for this Tatsumi.]

Yes.

[totallygay]

[HE KNOWS HE DID AND NOW LOOKS COMPLETELY MISERABLE AND UPSET]

W-WHAT?!

You're terrible!

And mean!!

[Says someone who tortures people for fun]

What am I even supposed to do now?!

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

You know the subway?

[totallygay]

Uh, no... not really.

Why?

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

If you head down there, take the south platform'n don't stop walking- everything'll be fixed.

[He is horrible.]

[totallygay]

I can't go anywhere yet.

But what's down there? How will that fix everything?!

[Yes. Yes he is.]

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

Ever heard the phrase "some things are better off forgotten"?

[totallygay]

Are ya suggesting I run away until everyone has forgotten about my existence?

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[easier questions have never been asked... sob who's the villain here...]

[totallygay]

But what about Sunako?! What about America?! I can't just LEAVE them!!

I know! Ya said Japan can teach me to draw, ya? I'll just have him help me make BETTER cards and then no one will ever hate me!!

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

I hate you already.

[/Shruuug]

[totallygay]

Because of my cards or... because of the other stuff?

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

Because you're annoying'n ya know it. So why're you pickin' on Sweden?

[totallygay]

[He glares then smiles]

Now ya just being rude!

[But he laughs]

I ain't. Felt sorry for him since Finland said his Birthday is so close to Denmark's. I feel sorry for anyone who has to share a birthday party with that guy.

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

You're pickin' on Denmark. 'N Finland.

[Well okay then.]

I ain't done anything to you yet though, where do I come into this?

[Cause this is a pretty serious offense ya know, he could have gone blind or something. ...Sure.]

[totallygay]

Finland was the one who said it'd be good idea to make Sweden a card!

[And back to being a derp]

What ya talkin' about?

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

About how I possibly might test your regeneration abilities myself in the future.

Next time ya wanna mess with someone? Lock it.

[totallygay]

That sounds fun, actually But I don't think Alfred would approve.

So, ya suggestin' I can't talk to anyone unless I lock my post to them specifically? Man, that's harsh but I'll try it next time!

1/3

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

[Hanging up]

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

[Walking over to Marshall]

3/3

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

[Knocking on the door...]

[totallygay]

The hell?

[Getting up and walking over to talk through the door.]

Who is it?

[postasskicking.livejournal.com]

[Oh, yep, that sounds like Tatsumi. Excuse him while he stabs his sword into the door and yanks it up in one quick motion. It really does pay having a sword made from the scales of a time-space god.]

[totallygay]

[SOOOO wasn't expecting that but tries to move away but the blade catches him and cuts him partly open, through bone and all. He stumbles away and falls against the entryway wall, smearing blood against it before collapsing to the floor.]